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Dick Problems
A few weeks ago, i had an incident. My dick was too soft and it fell out, causing me serious embarassment and resulted in everything getting wet.
So, i put some work into it and got a stiffer dick, and it did´nt fall out.
Then, i forgot to put it in. This resulted in intentional release and my new toy left the scene-pronto.
Luckly for me, Tony was ready to back me up.
He jumped in and caught my new toy so she landed softly.
Thanks T, you can play with my toys anytime.
TW
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7 Svar
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mmm, det såg inge vidare ut, men det låter nästan ännu värre nu när du berättar om det 😀
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Har du inte leach tom?
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HaHaHa, Nice one Tom, ”your dick was soft and it fell out” man, you never stop shocking me with the stuff that you say!.
As for running after your kite, anytime mate, nice to see that she was ok with only a couple of dark buff marks. it was a complete shocker to watch it fly out of your chicken loop and then for it to rip outta your leach release as well. hardcore stuff. (when I was runnin, all I could hear was you screaming SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!) Hope the wife is none the wiser though!!
Anyway on the note of us all being there for one another, I just wanna remind the noobies that people are paralized and killed every year because they are not watching wat is going on in the clouds around them. Yesterday was a joke in Habo when that big ass Black thundercloud came over and there were still 4 kites out on the water.
If everyone else starts bailing to the beach, take a look around ya.
Noone likes to see another kiter getting hurt, I have had my ass saved a few times and would gladly help anyone else out, lets keep an eye on the noobies and if someone tells you that its a smart idea to go in, then its for a reason.
Henke, thanks for saving my ass all those times before you mention it again… hahahahahaha.
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Henke,
Yes i have LEASH. ( a leach is a ”blodigel”) Shit if i had a leach on my bar it would be hell.
My leash was attached to the C-loop.
I when my dick wasn´t in, the loop fell out. As the bar flew up I reached for the LEASH, intending to pull it down to get the kite back, grabbed the leash at the leash-release and the leash, well, it released.
It was like, ”shit baby, i had TWO condoms on, and got a hole in both!”
Glad no one got hurt. 10k is nothing compared to a life.
TW
PS. Tony deserves an award for being the guy that has given the beach the most positive attitude this year, always a kind word and a helping hand.
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Ahh hell man, thanks.. real kind words there Tom.
I think its awesome that everyone is always there for one another.. Ironic that a sport where you cant even talk to each other when riding has one of the most awesome social groups ever. I never met a bunch of people like you lot.. No wonder the big G made sunsets so cool for us.
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you all suck so much i sould put ya all on me ignore list
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hahahahahaha, this years winter release ”Grumpy Old Man” – Starring Pappa Hugo
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